comealongpie:

imagine harry being harry and saying something sassy to ron and hermione but they don’t find it funny

then three tables across the gryffindor’s, they hear draco laugh

(via pregnantluke)


I have stretch marks.

perfectlyc0nfused:

kidxforever:

smallerbenz:

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

yup

My sister is a size 0 and still has them too.

(via laurens-hot-booty)


coffeeandcheesecake:

thereichenbachfinn:

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

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really troy

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really 

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really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

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he would have seen

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who Ryan was actually interested in

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THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

(via casseym)


yummy-casburger:

Parody of Cinderella -오-

Awww

(via forevermashton)


whatperks:

youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world



this needs to be on everyone’s blogs okay aw

whatperks:

youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

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this needs to be on everyone’s blogs okay aw

(via hemmosphere)


thunderupton:

can we please stop complimenting people by comparing them to ourselves?

“you’re so good looking and I’m just over here like a potato” no. stop.
a compliment is supposed to make someone feel good, not make two people feel bad or awkward.

stop self depreciating compliments 2k14

(via 5sos-writing)


fluffyirwins:

dom5sos:

fun prank to pull on michael!!

  1. buy fake hair thats the same color as his
  2. cut a chunk of the fake hair
  3. pull michaels hair
  4. show him the hair
  5. tell him his hair is falling out
  6. watch him cry

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(via 5sos-writing)


caitlinsmith111:

Can we all take one moment to appreciate Ansel Elgort

We can take our own little infinity to appreciate Ansel Elgort

(via casseym)


When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

sexual-phan:

hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm:

jawnn-locked:

visiovisusvidere:

sonicghost:

milesjai:

videk:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

God bless drag queen omg

(via slaylord)


catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

(via accidentalhomicide)


5sos-writing:

Raise your hand if you would like some oral

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macklemorethanlikely:

youtubersz:

some of these are scary accurate 

this is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen

(via casseym)


Brazil: We came here to have a good tim--
[Germany scores]
Brazil: we came--
[Germany scores]
Brazil: ...WE CAME HERE--
[Germany scores]
Brazil: ...GODDAM--
[German scores]
Brazil: WE--
[Germany scores]
Brazil: ...never mind.

artemisfowlie:

holamorata:

baletolli:

serhior:

"the fault in our refs" by world cup 2014

Offside? Offside.

Penalty? Penalty.

It’s a metaphor you see. Suarez put someone between his teeth and doesn’t get a red card.

(via squishti-the-slytherin)


wollscheid:

is this a real game or is someone just playing FIFA on playstation

(via little-bit-obsessed)